Gauche in movement and in a sense ugly of face.

I am Fuchsia ("I am me! Don't be frightened, wait and see!" - Mervyn Peake, Gormenghast)

Things I also am: Norwegian, selectively hypocritical, self-infantilizing, not a fan of children, a big fan of cats (Tumblr requirement), critical of Lady Gaga, enamoured with the colour pink, a collector of curiosities, pondering how to break it to Matthew Gray Gubler that we are, in fact, going to be wed.

I was born within a year of the Chernobyl incident, which some might say explains a lot.